Overheard

(Or why I sometimes hate riding Metro North)

"so I heard that Beavis McButthead.."

"You know Beavis McButthead?"

"Yes"

"No way"

"Yes, he was president of my fraternity. He was a couple years ahead of me, but I saw him at a couple events"

"Beavis was the best man at my wedding"

"no way!"